American In Amsterdam
Song I Wrote When You Dissed Me
Anyway
Freak On
Lemonade | The Deck
Fair Weather Friend
Randall
Whole Amoeba
Dynamite Satchel Of Pain |
| » American In Amsterdam « |
Its only been an
hour
but i think i feel the power,
tell me where do you guys wanna go to.
Well i could go for that
but ill need to buy a hat,
i think i saw some for sale on the small streets.
Can i play the game without a plan?
i think pete has the map,
but tell me whats the difference,
i do not know exactly where i am.
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in...
Shannon thinks he's Jesus and he's standing inbetween us
preaching words that he doesnt believe,
i think that he is cracking coz he keep calling me kathryn
and hes walking round into strangers
later on tonight hes gonna turn back into Elvis
when we kick his ass out of the sex show.
We play in a band that has no fans,
i think pete has the map,
but tell me whats the difference
i do not know exactly where i am,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam...
Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub
but the english are pissed drunk and raging.
'Hey bono' they said
as they threw peanuts at my head
and said 'hey prick let us try on your glasses?'
well i am just a dork
but listen, i come from new york
so i say 'hey, what are you guys irish?'
Can i play the game without a plan,
i think petes lost the map,
we dont know where were going.
im trying to remember who i am,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam,
im an american in amsterdam... |
| » Song I Wrote When You Dissed Me « |
Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do,
When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse?
Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be,
When your daughter and me hop the first cheap flight to Fiji? Or Paris?
There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.
Hey there Mr. Fraternity boy, what you gonna say,
When its time to admit to your family and shit that you're gay, anyway,
Hey there Mr. Head-In-The-Clouds, you know what I found?
Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound, how profound, pass
around,
There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.
Everybody Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Yeah everything's alright,
Leave it alone tonight,
Yeah everything's ok,
Just tell your mom you're gay,
Yeah yeah,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong,
As that nasty King Kong,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong as the song that I wrote,
Motherfucker. |
| » Anyway « |
| Pornography!
I pretend i cant hang up the phone
coz if i do then he gets you
and ill be in this room alone
staring at the carpet
wondering how they made it
You always say i should not be afraid
im better off alone and free
coz no-one can put up with me
You and me end up in catastrophe
but i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
and im a weirdo
and even if im lucky ill amount to zero
but i thought that youd love me anyway
im so not even worth it
but baby noones perfect
and i thought that youd love me anyway, anyway..
Youre not the kind of girl who takes advice
but all that shit ur parents said's
still bouncing round inside your head
"you two will never make it"
You and me will end up in catastrophe
but i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
and im a weirdo
and even if im lucky ill amount to zero
but i thought that youd love me anyway
im so not even worth it
but baby noones perfect
and i thought that youd love me anyway, anyway...
maybe youll never play the dance hall
maybe youll never sing in harmony with me
maybe you cant rock the ac/dc
well hell still aint a bad place to be when your with me
anyway...
OK so im a jerk
and im a weirdo
and even if im luckly ill amount to zero
but i thought that youd love me anyway
im so not even worth it
but baby noones perfect
and i thought that youd love me anyway... |
| » Freak On « |
You think I don't see you but I do,
Creeping around with your hot pants on,
And them patent leather shoes,
Please forgive me baby,
Cos I've been up here too long,
Come on everybody freak along so that Wheatus can hear ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I heard you were asking for a ride,
You say "take me home in your brothers jeep,
To a place where we can hide",
Please forgive me baby,
But your coming on too strong,
Aww, come on baby its ok maybe Pete will get with ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon ooh,
One more time, one more time, one more time,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon ooh,
Come on everybody freak it along so that Wheatus can hear ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap. |
| » Lemonade « |
Just tell me his
name
just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom
and was it the same
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
do you remember the way it was when i was home
before i left you all alone
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated on me
I knew that you would
I knew coz you told me in front of your family
and I did the same
so I guess that I should take half of the blame
do you remember the way it was for us
before all of the blow jobs on the bus
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
and its all that I can think about
since you told me that you cheated
told me that you cheated on me
what should I care about a number
what should it matter to me
but are you out of love with no one
and now I know the end is here
coz you’ve replaced me
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me you didn’t get laid on our bedroom
just tell me his name
just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
tell me that you cheated
tell me that you cheated on me |
| » The Deck « |
She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,
You'd think he'd have noticed,
Become what she needs,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
I'll marry a nice man,
And move out to Northport,
And sell my camero,
To live in a white house,
And have my twa corbies,
And make up some cut lips,
I'll live in a white house,
I am Susie Brown,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I play one in real life,
You've heard all my records,
The hits cut like steak knives,
Role out the red carpet,
Like leaves through the winter,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I'd sure like to be,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo. |
| » Fair Weather Friend « |
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how it'll end,
Like it was all just a waste of time,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
I've had enough of your alibis.
Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?
Hey mystery man,
Aint you the guy with the master plan?
I watch you sit on that fence,
Just like your fucking parents,
They never did like me anyway,
And no I wont be your ass,
While you go look for some greener grass,
No I can't be the fool,
Who watch you push in your stool,
And stick around just in case you fell,
Go find some other bitch to nail.
Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey fair weather friend. |
| » Randall « |
| 1, 2, 3, 4,
My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Think it went something like this,
"Hello Randall,
Heard that you wrote a big hit,
And you're rich now,
Hope you remember the promise you made,
When I taught you everything that you know"
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.
My name is rock star,
Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends,
Cos I am the asshole,
Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive,
Give me the sound of the crowd,
Give me the people who know all the lyrics,
Give me the face of the kid in the front,
When he realises what the song is about.
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come.
Time to tell the truth now Randall,
Time to give it up now Randall,
Time to let us know now Randall,
Please, Randall please,
My name is Randall,
And that can be anything you want it to be,
Woo!
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come. |
| » Whole Amoeba « |
Up in the bar, in the back,
In the dark I see people,
And there huddled around the girl,
She is the one in the back of the bar with the photo,
Of Nixon and Mary-Jane,
I am the one, In the back of the bar,
With my hat on,
I'm chilling with Mary-Jane,
She is the chick, who knew dick,
And she kicks to the old school,
Like she gonna have a cow,
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,
When we're huddled around a girl,
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,
When we're huddled around a girl,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
Fuck the police,
Coming straight for my underwear,
Young brothers got it bad,
Cos there brown,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
Yeah I finally found out what it is,
That you're all about,
Yeah I finally found out what it is,
That you're all about. |
| » Dynamite Satchel Of Pain « |
| Lets write a song, baby
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
Damn I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain. |
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